IC Leave a Message

Each Sam's got his own phone by this point, and each of them have their own messaging system (because let's make things complicated ermehgerb). Feel free to leave a message with any of them, but please leave an indication of which Sam your character is contacting!

Crane
Can't come to the phone right now or else I'm trapped under a couple of tonnes of smoke-belching machinery, either way, leave a message!

Crow
Hey, it's Crane, and I totally love kissing ass and eating dicks! Just kidding, it's Crow. Leave a message!

Sparrow
Hey, it's Sparrow. I can't come to the phone right now, but leave me a message. Happy to return your call. Uh, yeah, I think that's i-- *beep*

Panda
It's Sam -- Leave me a message. If you're one of the flock, it's Panda.

Grizzly
It's Grizz, leave a message and make it fast.

Cobra
Hey kids, you've got me at a bad time. It's Cobra -- leave me a message and I'll get right back to you. Or don't. I'll still find you.

Viper
Hey, how's it going? ...Yeah? ....Huh. ...You sure? ...Well you're probably going to want to leave a message because I'm not home right now. Kisses!